关于英语的文案
1、上英语课，老师叫我们读苹果这个单词，全班很默契地大喊“iphone”。
2、承诺，就像放屁，当时惊天动地，过后苍白无力。Commitment， like farting， was earth-shaking at that time， and then pale and powerless.
3、Every powerful person， biting his teeth， spends a period of time without help， support， and warmth.Past， this is your adult ritual， can not pass， beg for mercy， this is your bottomless hole.
4、我不是您最出色的学生，而您却是我最尊敬的老师。在您的节曰里，我要把一份崇高的敬意献给您。
5、被人暖一下就高热，被人冷一下就成冰，请原谅我一生爱憎分明不讨巧。Being warm is hot， being cold is ice， please forgive me for my life love and hate is not clever.
6、有人说，在老师最后一次走下讲台时，学生们要将最真诚的赞美送给她们。但是，老师们想看到的也许并不是迎上前来的簇簇鲜花，想听到的不是那潮水般的掌声，而是想看到我们用最勤奋的努力去回报老师一生无悔的付出，想听到我们成功时喜悦的笑声。
7、英语：异乡文字拼起来的诺言，旁人不懂的眷恋，我读过的单词连篇成千，在你面前只有一句，for the rest of my life please advice。
8、Learn to live alone， regardless of whether someone loves you or not.Do what you should do well， love or no love， are treated safely.
9、没有人会关心你付出过多少努力，撑得累不累，摔得痛不痛，他们只会看你最后站在什么位置，然后羡慕嫉妒恨。为了未来美一点，现在必须苦一点！
10、Try to be a lovely person.Don't blame anyone， don't laugh at anyone， don't envy anyone， in the sunshine brilliant， running in the rain and wind， dream your own dream， go your own way！
11、道理是要跟懂道理的人讲，对于没皮没脸的人，就要以其人之道还治其人之身。Reason is to tell people who understand the truth.For those who have no skin and no face， they should treat them in the same way as others.
12、Many things like the weather， slowly hot or gradually cold， until the surprise， has passed a season.
13、我并不失落，我也没有受伤，没有生气，我只是有点累了，我厌倦了付出太多，回报太少。I'm not lost， I'm not hurt， I'm not angry， I'm just a little tired， I'm tired of giving too much and giving too little back.
14、既往不咎这个词过于虚假，祝你幸福更是虚伪恶心。爱你这件事太辛苦了吧，还是祝你不得好死吧。In the past， the word “do not blame” is too false.Wishing you happiness is more hypocritical and disgusting.It's too hard to love you.I wish you a happy death.
15、英语爱老虎油，法语也带嘛，日本阿姨兮带路，朝鲜三朗嗨哟，德语衣西里拔弟兮，5.20之际，我只想说声：我爱你。这是母语，你懂的。此短信只对你有效，不可转发哟。
16、英语中，永远都没有一个词可以像“喜欢"这样百转千回，呢喃在唇边嘴中。
17、我用最纯最真的话语，不掺杂花哨的修饰。我不说您是辛勤光荣的园丁，想必那也代表不了我的感情。我只想说：老师，您节日快乐，学子们依然爱您。
18、再好的链子也拴不住爱跑的狗。No good chain can tie a running dog.
19、面对讲台，背靠黑板，在时光长河里，老师是您把一个个45分钟，用辛劳汗水和智慧编织成无数耀眼的光环。老师您是伟大的，像一支蜡烛照亮别人燃烧自己。祝您教师节快乐，保重身体！
20、发英语试卷，小明就对一个选择题，得了3分。英语老师在讲台上咆哮：你告诉我3分能干什么？小明弱弱地回答：抢地主……
21、考英语的时候，前面坐了个美女，写卷子很认真，我就叫她给我抄抄，她同意了，最后我怕卷子雷同，改了几道选择题。最后，她考倒数第一，我倒数第二。
22、Your smoking posture is becoming more and more skilled， the people you love are more and more casual， from the first three cups to the present drunk， this is not growth but depravity， but unfortunately no one can block your hands of wine， no one pinch your hands of cigarettes， You have nothing but loneliness and booze.
23、让欢乐平抚你脸上的皱纹，让健康挺直你弯曲的腰身，让健康陪着你一路前行，让关怀永远温暖你的心灵。老师为我们操劳一生，辛苦了，祝你永远年轻！
24、有两种事应该尽量少干，一是用自己的嘴干扰别人的人生，二是靠别人的脑子思考自己的人生。There are two kinds of things that should be done as little as possible.One is to interfere with other people's lives with one's own mouth， and the other is to think about one's own life with another's brain.
25、You can afford what you like and go where you want to go.You won't lose the quality of life because of the people around you.Instead， you will have more confidence because you spend your money.That's why you should work harder.
26、You have to accept that there are always sudden losses in the world， lost wallets of spilled milk， lost lovers， broken friendships， etc..When you do nothing to help， the only thing you can do is to try to make yourself better.If you lose everything， stop crying.
27、敬爱的老师，您的教诲如春风，似瑞雨，永铭我心。我虔诚地祝福您：安康，如意！
28、您用无私种下桃李满园，您用艰辛将智慧之火点燃，您用汗水浇灌我们成长，您用知识滋润我们心田，平凡的事业展示着您伟大的人格，教师节祝愿您节日快乐，幸福安康！
29、The best tacit understanding in the world is not that someone understands what you mean， but that someone understands what you want to say and stops.
30、发英语试卷，小明就对一个选择题，得了3分。英语老师在讲台上咆哮：你告诉我3分能干什么？小明弱弱地回答：抢地主……(热评：貌似这话没毛病，对吧！老铁……)
31、小时候不懂，埋怨你的严格，讨厌你的指责，不喜你的对比，长大后才知你的用心良苦。感谢老师您的付出，教师节来临，愿你多多保重，快乐幸福！
32、每天窝在家里背英语，偶尔老妈带我下去买个馒头，就当透透风。刚刚老爸问带我干嘛去了，强悍的老妈居然脱口而出遛狗去了……我家没有狗呀！
33、今天英语课，老师问我们怎么去南京，有人说：by car，有人说：on foot。我就想到了骑马去，问我智慧的同桌：骑马用英语咋么说？她淡定地告诉我：嘚儿驾……嘚儿驾是什么鬼？
34、老师，不经意里您的头发已白了。只愿轻风能吹拂您的白发，明月清照您的白发。使您永远年青！愿您永远健康！
35、You are the shuttle bus that I ran to catch， the snacks that I hadn't tasted for a long time， the dream that I hadn't finished after I woke up， and the movie that I hadn't seen for a long time was always a pity.
36、你没权利看不惯我的生活方式，但你有权抠瞎自己的双眼。You have no right to lose sight of my way of life， but you have the right to blind your eyes.
37、人人都是自顾不暇的泥菩萨，别指望谁能帮你度过现实这条河。Everyone is a self-conscious clay bodhisattva.Don't expect anyone to help you cross the river.
38、Kindness and love are free， but not cheap， your kindness， need to take a bit of edge， your love， need to take some reason， with eyes， after all， not everyone deserves them.
39、九月十日教师节，诚挚祝福短信携，桃李芬芳天下满，托举学子龙门跃。平日教学工作累，节日请您好好歇。愿此短信带给你，开心快乐与喜悦。
40、世上有一种情，是海枯石烂；世上有一种缘，叫缘定三生；世上有一种人，是终生难忘；世上有一颗心，名字叫做感恩，至此教师节，祝您健康平安幸福。
41、I thought like is a very great thing， can go over mountains and mountains， heaven and earth， and then I realized， in fact， it is not， it can not even make you happy.
42、我们英语老师和数学老师合体，都可以组成无敌联盟了…
43、你不是孙悟空，也不是至尊宝，你只是城墙下那群人中的一个。观望着别人的爱情，咀嚼着自己的青春，活得像条狗。You are not the Monkey King， nor are you the ultimate treasure.You are just one of those people under the wall.Looking at other people's love， chewing their own youth， living like a dog.
44、Nobody but yourself knows how much happiness or sadness you have in your story， because it's only your feeling after all.
45、If things go against our wishes， we believe that God must have other plans； all the lost will come back in another way.Believe in yourself， believe that time will not hurt you.
46、It doesn't matter where you come from， but where you go.The most important thing in life is not where you stand， but where you go.As long as people do not lose their direction， they will never lose themselves.
47、时间总是霸道的推着人往前走，不给退路，我们总是执着的喜欢从前的人，不肯认输。Time always pushes people forward and does not give way.We are always persistent in liking the former and refuse to admit defeat.
48、父恩天高，母恩难报，师恩同样无以回报。他是蜡烛，燃烧了自己照亮了我们。今日教师节，让我们祝福天下所有的老师，节日快乐，一生平安。
49、How you treat life， life will treat you.Learn to be responsible for yourself， life can not be muddled through.
50、英语不行的男生前途无量，数学不好的姑娘光芒万丈。
51、When I was a child， I broke up with my friends and told everyone around me: "I don't play with you."The departure after growing up is often silent and tacit alienation.There is no such thing as a farewell to each other.
52、您谆谆的教诲，化作我脑中的智慧，胸中的热血，行为的规范……我感谢您，感谢您对我的精心培育。
53、侄子的英语老师是我高中同学，自从我让侄子帮我送过一封求爱信后，侄子的英语成绩是江河日下，有天拿着一张四十八分的试卷回来，不满的对我说：叔叔，不是我怪你，早就劝你不要癞蛤蟆想吃天鹅肉，你不听，结果如何，害得我也受牵连。
54、一天为师，终生为父。以前，现在，将来你永远是我的老师。一生平凡，一世艰辛，默默把知识奉献，您是文明的使者，您是辛勤的园丁，衷心感谢您，祝您健康快乐！
55、唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也。
56、你的教诲，总在我耳边回响，让我漫漫岁月里顺利坦然；你的鼓舞，总在我脑海中浮现，让我拼搏之路上斗志高昂。教师节来临，恭祝你平安如意！
57、Life will be better if it's bad enough， because it can't be worse.After hard work， I learned a lot of things， insisted， and came.
58、英语老师说，就算是Believe，中间也藏了一个lie；就算是Friend，还是免不了end；就算是Lover，还可能会over；就算是Wife，心里也夹杂着if；欣慰的是：即便是Forget，也曾经get，就算impossible，但还藏着possible，如果现在Unhappy，谁又保证不会happy？ 你都没坚持，还谈什么未来。感恩已有的，迎接未来的。
59、喜欢一个人，始于颜值，陷于才华，忠于人品，痴于肉体，迷于声音，醉于深情，最后，折于物质，败于现实。Like a person， from the face value， trapped in talent， loyalty to character， obsessed with the body， obsessed with sound， drunk in affection， finally， folded in material， defeated in reality.
60、难忘的校园时光，有着难忘的师生情怀；坦诚的学生时代，有着您孜孜不倦的教诲；时隔多年，记忆犹新，您，依然是我最尊敬的人，老师，祝节日快乐！
61、Once a person has feelings， they are useless.You said you wanted to drink to the past， and then love did not turn back.In fact， even if you are drunk to the evening alone， if the person extends his hand， you will still go with him.
62、Behind all success is the perseverance of painstaking accumulation； behind all the scenery before everyone is silly not to give up.As long as you want and stick to it， one day you will be alive and look like you like.
63、比骡子累，比蚂蚁忙，节日加班，免费无偿。这就是您真实的写照，亲爱的老师。教师节又到，您的恩情无以回报，祝您节日快乐，愿您身体健康。
64、你一生走南闯北，充其量，顶多也就遇见三个人。一个要你活，一个要你死，一个根本不在意你死活。When you go south and North all your life， you will meet at most three people.One wants you to live， one wants you to die， and the other doesn't care about you at all.
65、Everyone has a dead corner.They can't get out of it by themselves and others can't get in.I put my deepest secret there.You don't understand me.I don't blame you.
66、身为一个人，水倒七分满，话留三分软。不清楚我的路子，就别打听我的底线。As a person， the water pours seven cents full， leaving three soft words.Don't ask my bottom line if you don't know my way.
67、Giving up is not a whim.All kinds of disappointments accumulate and eventually erupt in silence.No voice， no noise， so quietly give up.
68、学霸上英语课，就好像上语文课一样自然。而我上英语课，就好像看外国电影，还没有字幕，就是看个热闹。
69、希望你过得没我好，死得比我早，吃不好也睡不好，还特别的显老。I hope you don't live as well as I do.You die earlier than I do.You can't eat well or sleep well.You are still very old.
70、总归有人看不惯我，我能怎样，百般讨好，还是杀人灭口。Somebody can't stand me.What can I do， please or kill？
71、唯女人与英语难过也，唯老婆与工作难找也！
72、No one cares about how much effort you put in， how tired you are， how painful you fall.They just look at where you stand at the end and envy you.In order to be beautiful in the future， we must be bitter now！
73、Again long road， step by step can be completed； No matter how short the road， do not stride feet can not reach.Don't be discouraged if you are still clenching your teeth.You accumulate over a long period of time， sooner or later will become others.
74、Don't be too good， you can refuse what you don't want to do， don't force what you can't do， pretend you don't hear what you don't like.Life is not meant to please others， but to be kind to oneself.
75、人这一生需要用钱捍卫尊严的地方实在太多了，在你还没赚到足够令自己安心的钱之前，请多点努力，少点矫情。
76、他是我所有的心事，但是被我偷偷藏着故意不去想起，或许想来也没有什么意义，因为得不到，便是失去。He is all my heart， but I secretly do not want to think of， perhaps want to do not have no meaning， because not to get， is lost.
77、Since there is nowhere to escape， it's better to be happy.Since there is no pure land， it is better to meditate.Since there is no such thing as wishes， it is better to let go.
78、A person's life is a process of recognizing and recognizing people.Some people start from meeting and end from getting along with each other； some people have been in the eye， but now they are out of the heart.
79、上高中时，英语老师嫌我们几个男生不听讲，遂大骂：你们想什么呢？我当时懵了，也不知怎么的就说了一句：想你呢！教室里沉默半晌，只是一双双惊恐的眼睛在望着我……老师指着我大骂：你就是一个臭流氓……
80、道不同不相为谋，你讨厌我，我也未必喜欢你，各走各的人岂不是更潇洒，何必咄咄逼人费了口舌也讨人嫌，你闲得慌但是我没空陪你。If you hate me， I may not like you.People who go their separate ways are not smarter.Why are you so aggressive and difficult to talk about？ You are in a hurry but I am not free to accompany you.
81、阳光普照，园丁心坎春意浓；甘雨滋润，桃李枝头蓓蕾红。敬爱的老师，您的教诲如春风，似润雨，永铭我心。值此教师节，我虔诚地祝福您安康，如意！
82、英语老师把小马过河说成小马够河 ，我们忍住没笑 ，她就重说了一遍 ，结果说成小马过猴。
83、Time will let you see every face， long companion will let you know every heart， drowning in the sea is not only the end of life， time does not abandon youth， rotten people do not deserve deep feelings.
84、If you ask God for help， you believe in God's power.If God doesn't help you， it means God believes in your ability.
85、Time is the most deceptive， but also let you understand that there is nothing in the world that can not be lost， leaving is the scenery， leaving behind is life， to the end， is the right person.
86、Some things are just as good as being open， so you don't have to worry too much about them.Being broad-minded is the best gift for yourself.
87、大学一室友，英语差没边儿了。英语考试，第一题，左边一列中文，要求翻译成英文，右边一列英文，要求翻译成中文。考试结束，老师说：教了这么多年书，没见过给过考试重点还考8分的。那第一题是翻译，不是连线题啊！
88、别把我的个性和态度混为一谈，我的个性是源于我是谁，而我的态度则取决于你是谁。Don't confuse my personality with my attitude.My personality comes from who I am， and my attitude depends on who you are.
89、Every time the negative emotions explode， it will feel in the eyes of others that they are making a big deal out of it.Yes， their feelings are only clear to them.No one will know where you have been banished.No one knows how many times the light in your heart has been lit and extinguished.
90、教师节到，祝福早：一祝永健康，二祝胃口好，三祝事事顺，四祝效率高，五祝多钞票，六祝不变老，七祝全家好，八祝好运罩，九祝您久久幸福天天笑！
91、There are so many places in your life where you need to spend money to defend your dignity.Before you can earn enough money to reassure yourself， please make more efforts and less affectation.
92、当你又瘦又漂亮，脑子里有东西，钱包里全是自己挣的钱，别说这个月，全世界都会对你好一点。When you are thin and beautiful， you have something in your head and your wallet is full of your own earnings， let alone this month， the whole world will treat you better.
93、There is no such thing as a joke.All jokes have real ingredients.How many jokes are said in the truth， but people who do not want to understand， how will not understand.
94、所谓靠谱的人，就是凡事有交代，件件有着落，事事有回音。The so-called trustworthy person is that everything has to be explained， everything has its end， everything has its echo.
95、你的抑郁症是矫情，你的拖延症是懒，你的强迫症是闲得蛋疼，你的失眠是根本不困。Your depression is melodramatic， your procrastination is lazy， your obsessive-compulsive disorder is very boring， your insomnia is not sleepy at all.
96、我曾经骄傲的向谁也不低头，可后来，我学会花言巧语面对不同的狗。I used to be proud of not bowing to anyone， but later， I learned to talk to different dogs.
97、现在不努力，将来拿什么向曾经抛弃你的人证明它有多瞎。If you don't work hard now， what will you do in the future to prove to those who have abandoned you how blind it is？
98、别因为太过在意别人的看法，而使自己活得畏手畏脚，无论你做得多好，都会有人对你指手画脚。Don't let yourself live in fear of others'opinions because you care too much about them.No matter how well you do， someone will tell you what to do.
99、您那双鬓已渐渐斑白，岁月已经悄悄爬上您的脸，刻出一道道痕迹。三尺讲台留下您默默耕耘的汗水，而如今我们已长大，不敢忘您的教导之恩，老师谢谢您！